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09.06.2025 01:13
Minds and Behinds
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Nuts and Butts
Then came..
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Why do some men love sucking cocks?
Freaks and Cheeks
Hysterias & Posteriors
Next, they tried...
Why has no country adopted the SA80/L85 rifle?
Another attempt resulted in ...
share office space ...
So, the docs changed it to read
Microsoft’s Bad News—500 Million Windows Users Must Now Decide - Forbes
Everyone loved it.
Analysis & Anal Cysts
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Has any man licked his wife's vagina while another man had sex with her?
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Loons and Moons
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Thumbs down again.
Facial Stimulation Clears Brain Waste and Boosts Aging Minds - Neuroscience News
Still no good.
Unacceptable again!
No way
Upcoming temporary full closure of South Academy Boulevard for widening project - KKTV
No, not a chance
No go.
Catatonics & High Colonics
Engineers bring Psyche's thrusters back online - theregister.com
Still no good
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
So they tried
Why do I get stressed when I go to bed?
They put up a sign reading
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Just Forget it!
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to